About Our Blades

Ready for Business

Our blades are burly, sharp and durable. They are made for use, not for show.

Born in the USA

We make everything in our shop in Missoula, Montana with all US-sourced materials. Steel, aluminum, Kydex, even the grommets on our sheaths, are American-made.

Made as Ordered

We usually have a backlog of orders with wait-time ranging from 4-8 weeks.

Worldwide Delivery

Yes, we ship internationally. We have a ton of customers in Australia, Canada, and all over Europe.

Latest News

Out with the Old, In with the Ancient

As of September 1, the 2012 versions of our Apokatana and Zakasushi have retired to make room for the next generation. The new versions have a steel tsuba handguard featuring electro-splatter hotness and our iconic parentheses of doom. The sleek profile has a longer handle and slightly more weight with a closer point of balance.…

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Big Bad Wolf is retiring

It’s time to bid farewell to another blade. The Big Bad Wolf has had its fill of piggies and will retire at the end of July. She’s been a good dog.

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Summer Solstice Party, Saturday June 24th

Once more round the fiery orb, my friends. Come praise the sun god at Zombie Tools Open House Solstice Party starting at 5pm on June 24th, 2017. Join us for a night of can cutting, adult beverages, axe throwing, music, food, and many other shenanigans. This year, an added treat: we’ll have a generous raffle…

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So I had this dream last night. Scientists discovered that doughnuts are naturally occurring phenomena. Under the right circumstances, doughnuts will exist in any environment. The size, shape, & flavor of the doughnut is determined by its element's position on the periodic table. For example: the standard ringed cake doughnut is a result of the element beryllium, and molybdenum will produce various barred doughnuts. The glaze of a doughnut is determined by an element's isotopic value and can be calculated and predicted. By simply adding or removing neutrons from the nucleus of an atom, we can manipulate the outward flavor of our doughnut. A terrifying consequence of this discovery was the unintentional creation of a dangerously unstable bacon-maple bar. The likes of which contains the destructive force of every bomb ever constructed...combined. Though the research was kept secret, several warring nations have begun experimenting with weaponized crullers, dirty jelly-fills, & worse... pastries of ultimate mass destruction. Rob, Zombie Tools
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